Sometimes, even if a skirt isn't that short, it looks a little shorter on you because you have really long legs, my darling.
When someone doesn't love you, it's not because you don't deserve great love.
Don't get a dog.
If you get a dog, you need to walk him for 1 hour in the morning and 1 hour in the evening, and feed him fried eggs for breakfast.
Don't wear perfume, it gives people headaches.
Don't listen to music when you are trying to cook.
DON'T listen to music when you are trying to drive.
You have lake superior eyes, and they change as the sky changes.
When baking a pie crust, you must use the right temperature of water, otherwise don't bother.
Love your in-laws like the family they are.
Ignore your neighbors for the most part, except the special ones.
When it comes to your hair, spare no expense.
Keep your purse strapped around your shoulder at all times, that way you can't lose it.
If you can't fall asleep, remember that at some point soon you will be tired enough.
Walking is exercise.
Stop taking vacations with people you don't like.
Don't waste any more time convincing people to love you. Take what they give you. Find the ones who honor you through and through.
Always remember, you are loved completely, to the depths of your soul and beyond the stretch of your flaws.